Friday, 7 January 2011

How to Write a Novel

So you have had this idea floating around in your head for years, and you want to write it. It's a story, fiction, and you think it may be a novel. It has gotten to the point where it is almost bothering you. You need to write it. So you turn on the computer, make a cup of coffee, open a new Word doc, and the wind blows right out of your sails. You can barely get a sentence out.

I have written three novels, and am ready to break ground on the fourth. I know that feeling of looking at the screen and not knowing what to do. I will explain to you step-by-step how to get your novel written and begin the publishing process. But before I begin, one piece of advice. Do not discuss your idea or novel with anyone until you have finished the first draft. Why? Have you ever had something funny or very interesting happen to you? The first time you tell the story, people are rolling over laughing because you have some much energy as you tell the story. The 5th time you tell it, the laughs or reactions are not as good, because you have lost energy in the story; the story is no longer completely yours. Every time you tell a story you lose some of it. The great thing about writing a novel is that if the topic is something that weighs on you, when you finish, the weight will leave, that cloud will pass. You need all the energy of your story to get that first draft done, once it is done, you can talk about the story all you want.

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First, the basics. What is a novel? Without going into too much detail here, let's just say that any piece of fiction over 50,000 words. I recommend using this as the minimum because you will find some contests and literary agents who consider that the minimum. So, considering that the minimum you want is 50,000 words, I would shoot for 60,000 so you have plenty of room to trim in the editing stage. Remember, a page is about 400 words (depends on fonts and page size etc)

How to Write a Novel

Your plan. First, create the story in your head, than outline the chapters. I would do a paragraph or two for each chapter. Make a list of each character that appears in each chapter, we will use this later. Make sure the chapters are driving both the story line and the character development. Remember, any story is made up of three things. 1. Exposition: this where you introduce the characters and setup the story. Conflict: Something goes wrong, there is tension. Climax: The high point of the story, maximum tension. Resolution: This is where you tie up the loose ends and make everything nice, or not so nice, but you leave everything resolved.

This is the classic structure. You are an iconoclast? Great, just keep in mind that this is the structure people expect. Remember the famous line from Hitchcock, you can't show the public the bomb under the table than explode the bomb, they will feel betrayed.

Many people have difficulty understanding this structure, and it is absolutely crucial you have this clear for you book. I will use the film Rocky as an example. Very simple structure and most people have seen it.

Exposition: We see Rocky fighting in cheap clubs, working as a hoodlum, basically living the life a loser. Adrian is introduced, manager, neighborhood etc. No tension, just showing you around.

First Plot Point: Apollo Creed's opponent cancels big fight for July 4th 1976, so Apollo decides to fight and unknown in Philadelphia, in honor of the bicentennial, and randomly picks Rocky. The tension begins. Rocky is now up against the world champ. He is completely outmatched. He begins to train, but can't. He fights with his manager, who rejected him, he feels like a bum. How will Rocky confront the great Apollo?

Second Plot Point: Rocky climbs the stairs in Philadelphia, and raises his hands, the music plays, the tension is over, he has won the battle, he has conquered the "bum" inside himself which is the true battle he is fighting. From this point on the film winds down through the fight, which he loses honorably, and all are happy.

Keep in mind your novel needs tension. So as you write the chapter outline, pay attention to where you are in the overall structure of the story.

Write a few paragraphs about each character in the novel. More about the main characters. What do they look like? Where do they live, work, and drink? Where were they born, what did their parents do? What where they in high school (geek, jock, druggy etc.) Review of love life, college, work, dark secrets, and vices (we all have vices and secrets fantasies, know them for each character). Have an idea how long you want the novel to be; this may change or be adjusted, but start out with an estimate, i.e., number of chapters, average pages per chapter.

So before you sit down to begin chapter 1, page 1, you should have an overall outline of the story describing what happens during exposition, conflict, where the climax is, and finally how you resolve everything. You have a description of all the characters that will appear in the novel and you have a description of what happens in each chapter. One note here. Characters come alive, you create them in clay, but as you write, they take on a life of their own, let them, this is good. If they rebel against your structure and begin to go down another path, follow them, change your structure. Don't be rigid with the characters, the more alive they appear to you, the better your novel will be.

Now the hard part. Writing is not easy, and I have never met anyone who said that it was. So I follow these rules when I am writing a novel, and I have completed three, so this method does work. You must write every day, you must write a minimum of 1,000 words a day, and you must write at the same time, same place every day. Now obviously things happen etc., but I would try and be as strict with this as possible, because it is the best way to make sure that you have a first draft completed in a few months, depending on how long you want the novel to be. Coffee helps. Try and get into the characters, feel them, become them as they speak. First few paragraphs can be painful, but just keep banging out copy, get it out there on the page. You will find that writing is like working out, you hate it, but you will feel so good afterwards.

Now a quick word on types of writers. Let's just say there are two types of writers, those that write quickly, and spend a lot of time editing and revising, and those that write slowly, the perfectionists. I really think it is a personality thing, so you will have to figure that out for yourself, but really try and knock out the 1,000 words. If you are very much a perfectionist, maybe do 800 a day. But I wouldn't do less than that.

I always read what I wrote the day before first, do some revising on it, almost as a warm up, to get me into the story. I like to write with music, but, for example, I can't read with music. Everyone has their quirks. One thing that works for me was a piece of advice Hemingway gave. He said to always leave off at a good point, when you feel you have some rhythm, because this makes it easier to get back into the next day.

Keep writing, once you have twenty or thirty thousand words under your belt, you will feel very good, like you can get the book written. And one fine day you will come the end, type those last few words and you will feel very strange. I can't say so more about it.

Now, immediately, next day, start with the revision. Try and knock out a chapter a day, no more. You must be very attentive with the first revision, as soon as you get tired you will miss things. Some things will need major re-writes, some things will seem just plain boring and bad, and other parts will seem surprisingly good. If it feels wrong, it is wrong. If you have slightest hesitation about something, re-write it, fix it. Don't leave it to you feel good about it.

This will take a couple of weeks. Do it one more time than don't look at the novel for at least three months. After three months, I usually wait a six, but that is up to you, do two more revisions. Now you need someone else's eyeballs because you know this story way to well. This is where a good copy edit is well worth the money. Someone you don't know who is a professional writer. They will charge around a $.01 a word, but it is well worth it. If you can't afford it, join a reading group; just be very careful who you let read your work. The first time you let someone read what you have written can be very traumatic, make sure you have similar tastes, same genre and know how to make a constructive critique. When you critique their work, be constructive, if something doesn't work, gently let them know and offer a solution, if it works, tell them it works.

After you are confident that the novel is clean, no mistakes, no fuzzy areas in the plot, consistent etc. you can think about publishing. You can do it yourself on CreateSpace from Amazon, and for the cost of one book, about 10$, you will have your novel on Amazon. If you want to try and publish it through traditional channels, there is a book, Jeff Herman's Guide to Publishers, Editors and Literary Agents. It is an excellent place to start. You will write a query letter, make a lot of Self Adressed Stamped Envelopes (SASE) and send a lot of emails. But the most important thing is that you have written your novel. And nothing can take that feeling away from you.

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Katia 11 of Coldplay Kids performs Easter Parade with her 12 year old brother Aidan Children of Aurore Adamkiewicz

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Thursday, 6 January 2011

Three Deadly Mistakes Novel Writers Make

Writing a novel is hard work. If you have ever wished for a foolproof way to be sure your novel sells when you finish it, there isn't any. There are some common "mistakes" writers make, however, that almost automatically guarantee rejection. Understanding and not making them puts you on a faster path to a sale.

Mistake #1: Not fully developing the idea

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More manuscripts are rejected because they aren't different enough from all the others agents and editors read than for any other single reason. Too many writers get their "great ideas" and begin writing or outlining immediately. This usually leads them right into Mistake #1.

Three Deadly Mistakes Novel Writers Make

All great ideas need to be explored and expanded to become plots that capture an editor's attention. Editors read huge numbers of queries, manuscripts and books as part of their jobs. What seems new and different to you may not be new or different to them.

Unless you challenge yourself to examine and develop your "great idea" into a solid storyline that holds surprises for an editor, its chance of becoming a published novel are slim.

Never make the mistake of accepting an idea in its original form. The first step in writing a novel that sells is exploring and expanding each of the essentials of plot, character and setting to make them unique in some way. Librarians, book club members and internet search engines can supplement your own reading knowledge of these essentials.

Mistake #2: Not developing a plan

Beginning to write a novel without a plan is like starting to cross the ocean without maps, charts or navigation tools. It's just plain foolish and most likely won't get you where you want to go.

Many novels fall apart or don't get finished because the writers didn't plan ahead.
Writing a novel is a big undertaking. Starting without a plan means you have no guidelines to make sure every scene has a purpose and that the dramatic tension and suspense build steadily right to the finale.

A plan doesn't necessarily mean an outline, though you can outline if that works for you.
If outlining doesn't fit your creative pattern, a good plan will work as well or perhaps better.

The purpose of a plan or outline is twofold. First, it gives you a good idea whether or not you have enough action to write the scenes your novel needs. Second, but equally important, the plan helps you arrange the action so the dramatic tension increases steadily as the story moves forward. The most dramatic scene of any novel must come at the finale. It's what the editor or agent has been waiting for, and you can't disappoint him.

Mistake #3: Not having a platform

Getting a novel published involves more than writing a salable book. Whether you publish with a prestigious New York house, a small press or self publish, an important part of your success depends on your working diligently at marketing the book when it's out. You need a strong platform to accomplish this.

A general definition of platform for the writer is his background or plan for promoting and marketing his book once it's published.

While not a specific marketing plan, it tells the editor and publisher how you can help the company sell copies of your novel. It shares contacts, possible promotion places, publicity or promotion ideas, etc.

Publishers these days expect you to do your part in raising interest in and selling your book. Your past history and future plans show the publisher what you can do on your own and where the company can work with you.

Avoiding these three mistakes will greatly improve your chances of selling your novel. Avoid mistake #1 as soon as you decide to write a novel. Don't fall into the trap of mistake #2 when you sit down to write. No matter where you are as a novelist now, start eliminating the possibility of making mistake #3 by building on the platform foundation you already have and watching for opportunities to add new planks.

If you need more help with any of the three mistakes, they are explained and illustrated in detail in Writing A Novel That Sells, available on my website.

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So, after a bajillion recordings, a sleepless night, and other stuff..I got an okay video of this song. I wrote it last night, and like..I don't play the guitar..But He really inspired me to write something. Song in the "Sonnet" Form: I maye feel unworthy Yet you say I'm deserving Cuz of Your mercy, divine mercy You are the king Holy immortal one Your love's immense You've given Your only son To cleanse all sins All I want is to serve You To take up my cross of burden Because it's the least I can do As I wait for you to return again Jesus, Savior, Giver of Life I lift Your name on High

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Wednesday, 5 January 2011

Shakespeare Sonnets 16 - 20

Shakespeare Sonnets 16 - 20 Tube. Duration : 4.65 Mins.


Shakespeare gets less interested in getting the Earl of Southampton laid and becomes more interested in preserving him through his own poetry :-) 16 But wherefore do not you a mightier way Make war upon this bloody tyrant, Time? And fortify yourself in your decay With means more blessed than my barren rhyme? Now stand you on the top of happy hours, And many maiden gardens yet unset With virtuous wish would bear your living flowers, Much liker than your painted counterfeit: So should the lines of life that life repair, Which this, Time's pencil, or my pupil pen, Neither in inward worth nor outward fair, Can make you live yourself in eyes of men. To give away yourself keeps yourself still, And you must live, drawn by your own sweet skill. 17 Who will believe my verse in time to come, If it were fill'd with your most high deserts? Though yet, heaven knows, it is but as a tomb Which hides your life and shows not half your parts. If I could write the beauty of your eyes And in fresh numbers number all your graces, The age to come would say 'This poet lies: Such heavenly touches ne'er touch'd earthly faces.' So should my papers yellow'd with their age Be scorn'd like old men of less truth than tongue, And your true rights be term'd a poet's rage And stretched metre of an antique song: But were some child of yours alive that time, You should live twice; in it and in my rhyme. 18 Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake ...

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Tuesday, 4 January 2011

Have Yourself A Romantic Holiday Season

Holiday season is often an exciting time for lovers - exchanging gifts, going to affairs and parties, and going away for a vacation. But this feel-good atmosphere can sometimes be overwhelmed by the Holiday stress - preparing and cramming for family dinners, shopping, oceans of presents to wrap and crazy schedule to abide. Amid this rumpus, it's always good for you to set aside some romantic things to do with your loved ones. To have a romantic-filled holiday season, here are some few suggestions that you can do.

1. Do the twelve days of Christmas countdown. This requires a bit of imagination, but it will be more than worth it. It doesn't need to be expensive or time consuming. For instance, in the 10th day of Christmas you can give 10 hickeys or in the 9th day you can give 10 baked cupcakes... there are so many things that you can do together with the twelve days of Christmas. The great thing about this is both of you have something to look forward to everyday. Make this a tradition.

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2. Romantic Paper Chains on your Christmas tree. In a colorful strip of paper, write down the qualities you adore about each other. Then glue each strip until it will make a long chain and have it wrap around your tree.

Have Yourself A Romantic Holiday Season

3. A romantic Christmas love letter. Instead of giving an ordinary card, why not make a letter of lovely sentiments about your loved one. Make your words count this holiday season.

4. Have a slow cruise around town sight seeing the wonderful Christmas lights and decorations, take pictures of each town you have gone to.

5. This holiday season, hang a hundred of mistletoe around your house! Be sure to kiss every time you are under a mistletoe.

6. Cuddle together and watch holiday special movies.

7. In a Christmas party, take the stage, have everybody's attention and dedicate a love poem or sonnet to your partner.

8. Surprise your partner with a lovely hotel suite with candle lit dinner.

9. This holiday season, have a group of carolers sing Christmas love songs to your partner.

10. This holiday season go to places where there are beautiful lights and ornaments, take time to walk around the park hand in hand, enjoy the view and each other.

11. If you haven't cook for your partner, then do it now. There is no perfect way for you to surprise your partner with your rare culinary skills than this holiday season.

Have Yourself A Romantic Holiday Season To Write a Realization Video Clips. Duration : 0.70 Mins.


I find myself trying to make a poem that will help or assist with peoples days. i write my wife poetry so she may be happy and joyful with the love i give and spent for her. but a realization came to mind the other day. my poems can't do anything really. they don't do anything worth the merit or thought. or even the structure to be written down. i don't know why i write and why i think the way i do. but i know no poem of mine will ever do anything. will never be anything. and will never go anwhere. because that is the way it is. i can't write a poem to brighten someones day, i can't write a poem to help some body learn. To Write a Realization --- A stanza can not stop the hand of death The reaper rips across the paper sheet A stanza can not save a life with breath To drown a person choking words they eat A quatrain can not calm the bawls of hell The quatrain will not save a wretched soul A quatrain can not cure a cancer cell It spreads across the ink to kill the whole A poem can not heal an open sore The lesion bleeds profusely through the page A poem can not fight a viral spore The words will fail the brawl of virus rage Why must my words of thought be written down They can't perform an act to shine profound

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Monday, 3 January 2011

911 - A Shameful Act (Petrarchan Sonnet)

The Petrarchan or Italian sonnet is named after the Italian renaissance poet Francesco Petrarca (Petrarch in English, 1304-1374). It rhymes as follows: abbaabba in the first eight lines (the octave), and variously in the last six (the sestet): cdcdcd, cdecde, ccdccd, cddcdd, cdecde, or cddcee. The Petrarchan sonnet has a two-part structure; the break between the octave and sestet is called the Volta ("turn" or "turning point"). The octave presents an argument, and the sestet has the shift or turning point. It presents an irony, paradox or solution to the argument in the octave and may or may not be indicated by a stanza break. Finally, Petrarch's "Sonnet CLIX" (translated by Marion Shore) is one of his most famous. This Petrarchan (Italian) sonnet, 911 Response-A Shameful Act, is written in the following format: a-b-b-a / a-b-b-a /c-d-d-c / e-e:

911-A Shameful Act (Petrarchan Sonnet)

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It was shameful in fact such a gross act

911 - A Shameful Act (Petrarchan Sonnet)

Why would anyone cherish such a thought?

Knowing they would be hunted down and caught?

Believed they could get away-such a crack!

Why such bad deeds and ways to overact?

By the end we would uncover their veils

Why would they believe they were tough as nails?

Why did you act like a snotty nosed brat?

Your love will remove the scales from their eyes

Reveal unto them the true path to walk

Your love will touch their hearts and make them talk

Let them stand before You and hear their cries

Many lost their lives on that tragic day

Grant them peace as their loved ones always pray 

911 - A Shameful Act (Petrarchan Sonnet) Reading the Muse (poem) Video Clips. Duration : 0.97 Mins.


I swear, one of these days I'll break out of the sonnet form... And to write something that isn't me whining about not being able to write! Haha So there you are, my sweet, beguiling Muse; I thought you must be hiding in this fray. I called your name, but always you refuse To come lay out a song for me to play. I wish that I could learn to read your moods, And use them all, to ride upon their waves. Instead, I'm subject to your inner fueds; I wait for calm, that I might read the graves Where buried are the passion's of your heart, The heat of life long gone. Tis retrospect That teaches me the feelings for my art. To capture what you've said, I must reflect. I call for you when passion's beg release- Instead, I'm forced to glean while carrions feast.

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Sunday, 2 January 2011

A Perfect Sonnet

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love and such

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Saturday, 1 January 2011

15/10 - Oh no it's another challange

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I suck so hard at writing sonnets and I hate youtube. So much. This video does not decrease world suck. THE SONNET OF THE 7 POTTERS Here comes a rhyme about seven potters Who really should be taking youtube by storm Cause I dont think there is anything hotter No, nerds are a special kind of life form Nerds are made of awesome and are so jokes And you cant hurt them with stupid insults They cant be hurt by annoying Facebooks pokes But do not fear we are no suspicious cult We only obsess about a wizard boy Talk, write and read about Harry a lot And maybe by a few too many WB toys But at least were not evil like Voldemort Were those people pretending to fly broom sticks Waving wands hoping to do magic tricks

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