"And Anal Abrasions I'll Leave With Each Lay!"

Here Rostov presents the bilious sonnet that won him fourth place in the 'Write A Love Poem To Margaret Thatcher, Praising Her Fascistic Tendencies' competition, sponsored by New Labour. Unfortunately he was beaten to the top spot by Shakespeare's 'She Was A Tough Bitch But Had A Wonderful Taste In Shoulder Pads.' Whilst watching this video, be sure to look out for Rostov's amazing ability to rhyme 'geriatric dribbler' with 'Harrison Ford'.